It's Sar

HEYYYYYYAAAA! How's you weekend so far?!?!?! Mines pretty crackin!! But I'm really sick so that suxxxx:'((( but that doesn't stop me from havin a goooood time!! Right now I'm sittin at the sadester's aka the rats house!!! We had an eventful day and now we're tired so we're relaxing in bed for a while! She really wants to make a music video right now but I told her that's so lame!!!!! Lololol then she said 'but we are lame' and I said TRUUUUUU!!!!!

It is Jenna

hello, from tuesday, may 20th. It's after school hours and i'm stuck here, but oh well. i am waiting to watch my good friend george play a lacrosse game. i had a super fun day today, me and george got bagels before school and during lunch i hung out with my friends nia, amber, lily, and anal. anal has an inappropriate name for reasons which should not be shared. I got starbucks and it was sooo yummy but i didn't take a pic of it :( a boy punched me today but i didn't tell on him cuz snitches get stitches, and i heard thats not fun!!!! well peace out homies.

RACE-LER

Now we all know that Jenna runs the halls of JMM and forces the peasants to bow down as she enters a room, but surprisingly our queen's name is often mispronounced. I'm not talking about her first name, everyone knows how to say that (and if you don't-may the devil bless you!), but I'm actually talking about her last name, Roesler. Queen Jenna's last name is sadly mispronounced at an astonishing 957 times per day (and that's just in the school), according to a study conducted by the Jenna Roesler Fan Club. Common mispronouncings include 'rose-ler', 'ross-ler', 'rayz-ler', or 'that sophomore, girlfriend of George Maysack'. All of which are very offending to the queen! The  correct pronunciation for this wonderful name is, in fact, RACE-LER. I now expect all of you to pronounce this goddess's name correctly!!!!! She settles for nothing but perfection!!

Jenna here part 2

News: me and sarah made up. the one direction song "thats what make you beautiful" came on in class and me and sar couldn't help but to sing along. that's the song of our friendship!!! we sang it to eachother and gave each other a big hug and both said were sorry. but then i put my pee in a bottle of hand sanitizer and asked her if she wanted to use some, she said yes!!!! now she has urine fingers!!! heheheh i got her good!! i can't wait for camp rock 3 to come out this summer, the 1st and 2nd ones are my fave!! Heres a pic of me and the cast!!! 

Jenna here.

Hey bloggers, i'm not in the best mood today. me and Sarah got in a fight because she got the shirt that she KNEW i wanted from Limited Too!!!! I can't believe her!!!!!! She came to school wearing it, so i ripped it off of her so she was  BUTT naked!!! all the boys took pics to look at later ;) sar wasn't too mad at me for it, but i was still so angry so i told her to KISS MY BUTT!!!! heres a picture to prove it.

Here's a pic of Jen rocking out to one of our FAV songs!!! 'London Bridge' by Fergie!!! lolol here are the lyrics!!!

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Are you ready for this?
Oh, shit!
Oh!

It's me
Fergie
The pen
Polo!
Fergie Ferg, what's up baby?!
Come on

When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, shit)
Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (Oh, shit)
V.I.P 'cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, shit)
I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time (Oh shit)

All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, shit)
Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, shit)
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, shit)
'cause you know I don't give a fuck so here we go! (Oh shit)

[Chorus (x2):]
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London wanna go down
Like London London London be going down like

The drinks start pouring
And my speech start slurring
Everybody start looking real good (Oh, shit)

The Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose
Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes (I hate heels)
It's like every time I get up on the dude
Paparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm like get up out my face (oh, shit)
'fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste (oh, shit)
You got that? I got the bass (Uh)

[Chorus x2]

Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo
[Speech:]
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?

Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo

[Speech:]
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?

Another A.T.L.
Cali collabo
Fergie and Polo

When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, shit)
Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (Oh, shit)
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine (Oh, shit)
I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time (Oh, shit)

All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, shit)
Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, shit)
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, shit)
'cause you know I don't give a fuck so here we go! (Oh, shit)

[Chorus x2]

Shittin' all over the world
Fuck you bitches!

Jen's backkkk

Salutations!!!!! Jen is FINALLY here!!!!! I'm so happy to see  her. We've just been chillin on the computer and catching up with each other's lives since we haven't seen each other for 4 years!! I don't know how i survived  that long without her! Anyway, Jenna told me that she meant someone named Beyonce on her travels and they became really close! Hopefully not closer than her and I:/ But Jen is telling me how gorg Beyonce is and that she is striving to look like her! I think they already look very much alike, but what do you think? Here they are side by side. That's Jenna on the top, and Beyonce on the bottom holding up the peace sign!

Jenna

Hey guys, what do you think of me being an aspiring songwriter/singer?? I love to sing and i love to write and create music!!! Heres a preview of a song I wrote for my mom:
 "Love her like..."
"Oh, oh yes I love her like..."
"Oh, oh yes I love her like..."
"Oh, oh yes I love her like..."
"Oh, oh yes I love her like..."

[Lil Wayne]
Oh yes I love her like Egyptian
Want a description? Her body's sickening
I can be her prescription, I can be her physician
Sexual healing, I can be her religion
And now she's kneeling, praying to the ceiling
I bless her as if she sneezed, must be the weather
I dress her, I am her sleeves, I am her feathers
She's fly, flyer than you, flyer than me
I love her, she loves me too, I love her three -
Times, more than her mom, time will tell that I'm the nigga
That she should, we should, be wherever she wanna
Be on a late night, mid day, AM
Just say when, and I know I be with cavemen
But never - mind them
She's poison and I am Michael Bivins
See I know that y'all don't hear me - but she does, we does
What grown folk do when they had too much to drink and I think
We done had to much too drink and...

[Hook - X4]
"Oh yes I love her like..."
Pussy, Money, Weed [X3]

[Lil Wayne]
Oh yes I love her like I ought to
I see you at the alter Mrs. Carter
I see you with my daughter, or son - more than one
Maybe five like the Jacksons, or John Paxson
Just don't let 'em fuck up the mansion, and daddy will be home
Later on, smelling like the cologne that I put on
This morn, and I hope that you smell like woman soap
And shampoo, and lotion, and perfume, and candles
And I'ma run through that pussy like a vandal, yes
I'm nasty as a Scorpio but I'm a lucky Libra
Got her wet like she's sweating out a fever, wow
Leave her, to me and she'll be smiling every single time
You see her - from e-ar to e-ar
I wanna be beside her when she sleep and she lay
Or we can stay awake and watch the next day
Clothes are overrated, panties are debated
Einstein - her head is the greatest

[Hook - X4]

Oh yes I love her like her dad told her no man would ever love her
Oh and I better be the only man sticking it
Licking it like an envelope, mailing it, sealing it
Read it, I have written down Victoria's secret
Don't tell nobody, don't share your body with nobody
Not even a finger, I will cut it off and let him keep it
Now that's for Weezy, baby and at my station
We have sex orientation
When I hit it, she squint like them orient Asians
I do me, I say hey miss Chung Lee I like to see your booty
Roll like sushi, I'm trynna dip my celery up in her blue cheese
Ah's, ooh wee's, wa la's, tah da's
Mhm's, uh huh's, oh yeah's, never oh no's
Until I have to go, and then its - never oh no
I tell her don't cry, I be back like the electric bill
And when she butt naked she dress to kill

[Hook - X4]

all original by me!!!!

JAY DOG

yo yo yo its jay dog. i've been gone for awhile, chillin' and killin' but not to fear i am back. i was on spartan news this monday, for the first time in my entire life so i felt awezome!!!! prom was this weekend and i got sooooooooo crazy turnt up crunk. I drank saw many mountain dews and i waS out of control!!!!!! i deleted all of my social media today, except for facebook cause its the swaggiest of them all and i can't live without it!!! OH and instagram!!!!! i luv it i post all my photos to it. I am listening to amy winehouse right now and i'm asking myself why she had to die. She was so yung and so beeyutiful. life is SOO unfair!!! sarah is left to me and i think she tooted....something smells a little funny

hai

hola, bonjour, hallo, ciao, привет!!!1!!1!!1 lolol hey it's sar just sitting on a computer all by myself, no one to my right, no one to my left, lol imam loner:( my friends r outside and they were bullying me so I came in here to blogggg! IDK where jenna is today she told me she was coming to camm but you never know with that girl!! I miss her a lot. Here is a pic of her when she used to be a model!1! this is her natural beauty with no edit! like can you say gorg (((gôrj)))??!!1!! lololol she's GORG!!1!!1111!!!one!11!!

HELLOOOOOO bloggers haven't been on here in a while lolololol what have I been doing? nothing really but on Saturday it was prom! and I went to take the photos at the photo booth! it was tons of fun!!!!! here's a pic of me and my sister at the capitol!!!

jennaaaaa!!!!

yo yo it's friday and i'm so excited!!!! can't wait for tha weekend. what will i do? i'm browing on the web for some shenanigans to do with all of my super awesome friends. I am in history class right now with Ms. Janssen and it totallyyyyyy rocks. i'm supposed to be looking at something else but instead i am blogging!!! but you know what i say to that? YOLO!!! PRom is this weekend, and I am gonna go downtown to the big apple to take pictures of my friend and her lover-boy!!! my boyfriend is only a 7th grader so he's not allowed at prom, but i really wish i could take him :'((( Attached here is a photo of my dream prom dress. 

Jenna

hey guys, well my b-day is coming up!!! yuh know what that meanz.... PARTAAYY!!!! so who wants to come??? it's july 5th so clear ur schedule!!! i can't believe I am already 13, it feels so awesome to be an OFFICIAL teenager!!!!! Lol hope i don't get moodyy!!! Well in honor of my big day, i made me and sarah a collage!!! of all of our years of friendship :))))  

In honor of our sooo many years of friendship!!!! Our fam pictaaaa!!!

Jenna!!!!

Hey peeps!!! It's jenna here to give you the 411!!!!! Lol so where do I begin. I am sitting next to say ray and we are blogging and i think i saw sarah picking her nose...!!! weirdooo!!!! And then she ate it. If you don't believe me.... Take a look for yourself..!!.!